March 27th, 2002 @ 4:44PM
I've got some ocean front property in Arizona and if you'll buy that I'll throw the golden gate in for free.
And I made her the queen of my double wide trailer with the polyester curtains and the redwood deck. Now she's run off and I've got the trailer, dang her black heart and her pretty red neck.
February 23rd, 2002 @ 11:01AM
Nobody knows where you are
How near or how far
Shine on you crazy diamond
February 16th, 2002 @ 7:14PM
When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside
You gotta take a stand and don't have to hide
If you hurt my friends
Then you hurt my pride
I've gotta be a man
I can't let it slide
I am a real American
Fight for the rights of every man
I am a real American
Fight for what's right
Fight for your life!
(See picture!)
February 5th, 2002 @ 9:50PM
God gave rock and roll to you
Gave rock and roll to everyone
Gave rock and roll to you
Gave rock and roll to you
Gave rock and roll for everyone
Don't you know you were the one?
You were the one?
God gave rock and roll to you
Save rock and roll for everyone
Save rock and roll from everyone
October 16th, 2001 @ 7:48PM
Ooooooohhhh.. western woman.
Oooooooohhhh... western girl.
August 21st, 2001 @ 10:36AM
This is the final voyage of the Starship Enterprise under my command. This ship, and her history, will shortly become the care of another crew. To them and their posterity will we commit our future. They will continue the voyages we have begun, and journey to all the Undiscovered Countries, boldly going where no man... where no one.. has gone before.
April 10th, 2001 @ 7:38PM
One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
I met a girl there
And she almost knocked me dead
Punk rock girl please look at me
Punk rock girl what do you see?
Let's travel round the world
Just you and me punk rock girl
I tapped her on the shoulder
And said do you have a beau?
She looked at me and smiled
And said she did not know
Punk rock girl give me a chance
Punk rock girl let's go slamdance
We'll dress like Minnie Pearl
Just you and me punk rock girl
We went to the Phillie Pizza Company
And ordered some hot tea
The waitress said "Well no
We only have it iced"
So we jumped up on the table
And shouted "anarchy"
And someone played a Beach Boys song
On the jukebox
It was "California Dreamin'"
So we started screamin'
"On such a winter's day"
She took me to her parents
For a Sunday meal
Her father took one look at me
And he began to squeal
Punk rock girl it makes no sense
Punk rock girl your dad is the Vice President
Rich as the Duke of Earl
Yeah you're for me punk rock girl
We went to a shopping mall
And laughed at all the shoppers
And security guards trailed us
To a record shop
We asked for Mojo Nixon
They said "He don't work here"
We said "If you don't got Mojo Nixon
Then your store could use some fixin'"
We got into a car
Away we started rollin
I said "How much you pay for this?"
She said "Nothing man, it's stolen"
Punk rock girl you look so cool
Punk rock girl let's have a child
We'll name her Minnie Pearl
Just you and me
Eat fudge banana swirl
Just you and me
We'll travel round the world
Just you and me punk rock girl
April 2nd, 2001 @ 6:34PM
I had an interview today.
While I was waiting, all I could think about was:
"What did I get from my latest expereince.."
Although I was pretty bummed out at first.. well, mildly-depressed.. I'm a little more optimistic about it now.. maybe not. But at least I recognized the positives.
Oh, yes.. and my computer is down.. again...
(Typing from Meghann's desk).
March 24th, 2001 @ 1:27AM
So ya, thought ya, might like to go to the show?
To feel the warm THRILL of CONFUSION, that, huh, space cadet glow?
Tell me is something eluding you Sunshine? Is this not what you expected to see? IF YOU WANNA FIND OUT, WHATS BEHIND THESE COLD EYES, you'll just have to claw your way through this DISGUISE!
(Lights!)
(Camera!)
(Roll the sound effects!)
February 23rd, 2001 @ 7:09AM
Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel.
